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Interesting story of a person ordering a monkey via the mail.

My friend’s laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‘Jeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?’ And I go, ‘It’s not a rabbit, it’s a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.’ ‘A monkey? Bring it up here!’ I’m pouring, I wrapped a t-shirt around my arm to stave off the bleeding, carried the cage upstairs, and I don’t know why I bothered sneaking it in, because they fell in love with it, and it was like, there was no problem at all. 

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Lisa said,

February 11, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

Iam an asshole

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Lara Mostert said,

October 9, 2009 @ 4:20 am

Hello – we are starting a Monkey Museum in our primate sanctuary http://www.monkeyland.co.za

I would like to have the museum up and running for 2010 when we host the FIFA soccer world cup in our country.

I am currently collecting monkey paraphernalia and would like to include your business in our museum – it may be a nice advertising platform for you? and will not cost much, just the postage to South Africa….

Could you please send any marketing material you have to us here at Monkeyland. The postal address is:

MONKEYLAND
P.O.Box 1190
Plettenberg Bay
South Africa
6600

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