Mail Order Monkey
Interesting story of a person ordering a monkey via the mail.
My friend’s laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‘Jeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?’ And I go, ‘It’s not a rabbit, it’s a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.’ ‘A monkey? Bring it up here!’ I’m pouring, I wrapped a t-shirt around my arm to stave off the bleeding, carried the cage upstairs, and I don’t know why I bothered sneaking it in, because they fell in love with it, and it was like, there was no problem at all.
Waiting On Tables
My life will not be complete until I eat in this restaurant.
“Yat-chan first learned by just watching me working in the restaurant. It all started when one day I gave him a hot towel out of curiosity and he brought the towel to the customer,” the 63-year-old owner of the tavern, Kaoru Otsuka, told Reuters.
Me Cheeta
Cheeta, officially the oldest living chimpanzee in the world, has starred in 15 films, over 3 decades, has shared screen time (and partied HARD) with some of the biggest stars of the Golden Age of Hollywood.
He is a successful painter whose work sells for thousands of dollars.
Now he’s written his life story – AND IT IS SIMPLY BRILLIANT.
